Friday, 26 August 2016

Becoming a Nun

Hello friends! As always, apologies for the silence... still alive and still super busy.  Been forgetting to blog/ being too lazy to blog but I couldn't resisting sharing this nugget of wisdom that was gifted to me by a blog reader...

I received the following comment on my blog this week:

Primary Vaginismus. 
If you have it, then your body is NOT designed for sex. 

It is God's way of telling a woman that she is DESTINED to become a nun or celibate. 
So if you have it, go on and BECOME A NUN.
That's because it is God's way of controlling the global population. God created women with such sexual dysfunction to keep them away from sex and thus preventing conception. Unfortunately, most women don't realize it and would still go through days and weeks of therapy which is just time consuming. 

Trying to remedy your condition is against God's will.
God does NOT want you to have sex. 
If your a woman, don't get married & don't have sex if your VAGINA wont let you.
God had CLOSED the gates of your virginity.
It is time to give up on men and become a NUN.

VAGINISMUS may be the answer to overpopulation.
God truly works in strange ways.

I am now an enlightened man.

So there you go.  The answer to all of my problems.  All of our problems. 

Burst open the champagne, girls!  This MAN has basically given us a solution to the problems that we face on a day to day basis.  Let's just give up right now and BECOME NUNS.  

Can't believe I have never thought of this before.  

As an avid reader of many vaginismus blogs, I actually recognised the name of the commenter, and actually recognised the advice.  This 'enlightened man' seems to spend his free time visiting vaginismus sites and posting the above nonsense at every opportunity.  

Clearly he is our lord and saviour.


Now please fuck off.



  1. OMG I have seen this same post on several blogs/forums as well. What a creepy troll. Please continue blogging and providing hope, inspiration and wit for us other gals out here...lest we become nuns!

    And yes dear troll. ..please do fuck off.

    1. So creepy! And not remotely helpful.
      Hope you are doing well and have not become a nun yet! Haha!x

  2. I just had a THEOLOGICAL DISCOVERY: God is indeed a MALE. The reasons are:

    1.) If God is a female, she would never inflict women with painful intercourse. She would merely inflict them with infertility. Her empathy towards women's feelings will always prevail.

    2.) It is known in history that men treat women as property. Therefore, if God inflicts a woman with primary vaginismus, thick hymen or dry vagina, then her vagina is now the property of God. She's meant to control the population.

    This proves that God is a male, because for him, there are things more important than empathy towards females. This explains why painful intercourse is MORE COMMON among females than males.
    Because God is a MALE and treats some women as his property to control the population.

  3. Dear women,

    To all the women that i've offended for the past 12 years, i offer you my apologies. This is due to the fact that i had nothing else better to do in life and has taken a toll on my mental health. I have reformed myself and decided to never troll anyone ever again. All my comment about v. being a message from God are false and rude. Again, my deepest apologies to anyone i may have hurt. To prove how sincere i am, I have deleted both my Facebook, Reddit and Youtube account for that matter. So that i can reform myself and be a better person. Please consider this as my sign of deep regret. Thank you and God bless.

    The former vaginismus troller.