Friday, 26 August 2016

Becoming a Nun

Hello friends! As always, apologies for the silence... still alive and still super busy.  Been forgetting to blog/ being too lazy to blog but I couldn't resisting sharing this nugget of wisdom that was gifted to me by a blog reader...

I received the following comment on my blog this week:

Primary Vaginismus. 
If you have it, then your body is NOT designed for sex. 

It is God's way of telling a woman that she is DESTINED to become a nun or celibate. 
So if you have it, go on and BECOME A NUN.
Or be CELIBATE. 
That's because it is God's way of controlling the global population. God created women with such sexual dysfunction to keep them away from sex and thus preventing conception. Unfortunately, most women don't realize it and would still go through days and weeks of therapy which is just time consuming. 

Trying to remedy your condition is against God's will.
God does NOT want you to have sex. 
If your a woman, don't get married & don't have sex if your VAGINA wont let you.
God had CLOSED the gates of your virginity.
FACE IT! You have a NUN'S VAGINA.
It is time to give up on men and become a NUN.

VAGINISMUS may be the answer to overpopulation.
God truly works in strange ways.

I am now an enlightened man.



So there you go.  The answer to all of my problems.  All of our problems. 

Burst open the champagne, girls!  This MAN has basically given us a solution to the problems that we face on a day to day basis.  Let's just give up right now and BECOME NUNS.  

Can't believe I have never thought of this before.  

As an avid reader of many vaginismus blogs, I actually recognised the name of the commenter, and actually recognised the advice.  This 'enlightened man' seems to spend his free time visiting vaginismus sites and posting the above nonsense at every opportunity.  

Clearly he is our lord and saviour.

THANKS WEIRD VAGINISMUS INTERNET TROLL FOR YOUR ONGOING SUPPORT/ SLIGHTLY CREEPY OBSESSION WITH VAGINISMUS...

Now please fuck off.

x

2 comments:

  1. OMG I have seen this same post on several blogs/forums as well. What a creepy troll. Please continue blogging and providing hope, inspiration and wit for us other gals out here...lest we become nuns!

    And yes dear troll. ..please do fuck off.

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    1. So creepy! And not remotely helpful.
      Hope you are doing well and have not become a nun yet! Haha!x

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