I had a really weird dream the other night. The kind that you would go in to work and tell someone about, even though you know nobody cares about your stupid weird dream.
Well, nobody that I work with knows I have vaginimus, so I will tell my weird dream to all you poor readers.
SO... I had this dream that I looked in the mirror and I had a big white spot on my forehead. You know the type, the ones that just need to be squeezed immediately. So I squeezed it and, slowly, a big massive white tube emerged from my head. It kept coming and coming, until eventually it fell out and it had a little grey handle on the end.
Yes. It was a dilator.
I dreamed that I squeezed a fucking dilator out of my own head.
Now, I don't think we need a magic dream analyst to tell me what's going on here.
Vaginismus, literally, on the brain.
And with that horrifying image, enjoy the rest of your day! ;-)